Mercy-killing marriage



Avoid a taxable event. Keep iPad,
laptop, diamond rings.

Give her Kindle, china, SUV --
silver, vintage albums,

especially Sting. Take dog, boat,
football seats. Yield lakeside home,

mountain cottage, beach retreat.
Keep condo, IRA, hidden gold.

Share children, friends -- yes,
makes it equal, even neat.

You pay her health club dues;
she pays your attorney's fee.

Timothy Pilgrim